Apron | Cocky in the Kitchen

$38.00
This cheeky kitchen armor is for the bold, the brash, and the over-caffeinated chaos chefs who rule the kitchen with a smirk. Whether you’re flaming veggies or just flaming your co-host, this apron keeps you clean while your comebacks get dirty.

One size fits all savage chefs
Button-adjustable straps for full command
Spill-proof polyester—because we don’t cry over spilled juice
Matches perfectly with your Cocky Crew attitude

Wear it on the show. Wear it to the store. Or wear nothing under it—we don’t judge.
• 100% polyester
• One size fits most (27” × 30.3”)
• Lightweight, durable, and built for bold personalities
• Perfect for cooking, grilling, roasting, or roasting your guests

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This cheeky kitchen armor is for the bold, the brash, and the over-caffeinated chaos chefs who rule the kitchen with a smirk. Whether you’re flaming veggies or just flaming your co-host, this apron keeps you clean while your comebacks get dirty.

One size fits all savage chefs
Button-adjustable straps for full command
Spill-proof polyester—because we don’t cry over spilled juice
Matches perfectly with your Cocky Crew attitude

Wear it on the show. Wear it to the store. Or wear nothing under it—we don’t judge.
• 100% polyester
• One size fits most (27” × 30.3”)
• Lightweight, durable, and built for bold personalities
• Perfect for cooking, grilling, roasting, or roasting your guests

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!